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March 13, 2011

The Awkward Affair

The Awkward Affair
Matthew Ivan Cherry

so I’m sitting here
pressure cooked
my ass hanging out
like smoked ham
in the air
the greasy finger

what is it that brought
 me to such a state?
why the hell has
modern medicine
not advanced beyond anal probing?
why do my bare buns embarrass me so?
why I do I feel
slightly naughty
needing the nurse
to come ‘roun
ta gimme a spankin’
like…I’m in school
itchin’ for the paddle
itchin’ for the sting that makes me sing
sends shivers shooting
to my medulla oblangatta
…my breath
 rises to a rapid short
making my temples tingle
as I anticipate the awkward affair
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